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Missing the vegan a lot We talk and he calls me little one and I still melt Life sux I’m also...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:20:25 -0400

Missing the vegan a lot
We talk and he calls me little one and I still melt
Life sux
I’m also wondering why on earth do all the guys I’m interested in have these time limits….

"Suppose a man makes unwanted social advances to a woman in, let’s say, a restaurant or theatre, and..."

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:25:05 -0400

“Suppose a man makes unwanted social advances to a woman in, let’s say, a restaurant or theatre, and she eventually has to tell him loudly or angrily to get lost. She is the one who will be perceived as rude, hostile, aggressive, and obnoxious. His verbal aggression and invasiveness are accepted and expected; her rudeness (or mere curtness) in getting rid of him is noticed and condemned. One of our great myths is that a “real lady” can and should handle any difficulty, defuse any assault, without ever raising her voice or losing her manners. Female rudeness or violence in resistance to male aggression has often been taken to prove that the woman was not a lady in the first place, and therefore deserved no respect from the aggressor or sympathy from others.”

- D.A. Clarke, “A Woman With a Sword” (via ellielamothe)

fit-is-healthy: tumblino: ambitiousbard: jessidork: toastyhat...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 16:16:02 -0400

fit-is-healthy:

tumblino:

ambitiousbard:

jessidork:

toastyhat:

awesomephilia:

Reverse gender stereotypes at the gym

Aaahhhh get on my dash you amusing thing you.

I kinda love it

this is actually great from an acting perspective.

the actors actually played the opposite gender instead of just relying on stereotypes (ironically enough) to portray that they were, in fact, the opposite gender. Usually if you tell a guy to act like a girl, he begins playing by the homosexual stereotype (faking a lisp, popping the hip, etc.) and while it accentuates femininity, it’s really uncomfortable and forced, making it just seem like he’s playing a stereotype instead of the actual gender. And girls will do this too; being told to play a male and instead just deepening the voice and say “dude” and “bro” a lot (although these are more common among modern practices).

The males played up femininity without coming off as a forced stereotype and the females played up masculinity and machismo without forcing their performance.

also the video is funny and I kind of forgot the point I was making.

DONT BE A LITTLE PENIS

That was great

"I’m going to make a store called “Build-a-Bra” where girls can go and make bras that are for them if..."

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 10:17:59 -0400

“I’m going to make a store called “Build-a-Bra” where girls can go and make bras that are for them if they have different shaped boobs. And really big boobs. And really small boobs. And bras for boys that they can stuff if they want them. And really any kind of boobs. And you’ll choose the size of each cup and then you can choose the color and pattern and shape. And it’ll be really cheap. But lace and diamonds will cost a little extra”

- my 12 year old “niece” Lila on her business idea.

I love that little girl.

(via marrymejasonsegel)

Best idea.

(via shakethecobwebs)

I wanna go

(via godricsgirl)

LACE AND DIAMONDS WILL COST A LITTLE EXTRA!

(via mojoflower)

veganinspo: Vegan Sushi

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 08:42:17 -0400

veganinspo:

Vegan Sushi

What do you think I could get if I sold all my manga? All are...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 08:41:55 -0400

What do you think I could get if I sold all my manga?
All are in great condition.

tyleroakley: So this is what happens when you tell your two gay...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 21:31:32 -0400

tyleroakley:

So this is what happens when you tell your two gay dads that they’re going to be grandpas.

samaralex: Seiji Mamiya

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 21:23:13 -0400

samaralex:

Seiji Mamiya

theblanketbear: neutral-voice: ohdearhermione: do you ever feel like your future is slipping away...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 18:11:31 -0400

theblanketbear:

neutral-voice:

ohdearhermione:

do you ever feel like your future is slipping away while you’re laughing at stupid puns on tumblr

My future isn’t slipping. It’s tumbling

you clever little shit

roboticappendages: ohcorny: tortle: catbuttcat: heysawbones: ...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 17:39:09 -0400

roboticappendages:

ohcorny:

tortle:

catbuttcat:

heysawbones:

A Proud Moment.

I don’t have a degree in eating blocks of cream cheese, which sucks because I’m sure it would add a lot of value to my CV. (Instead, I have “lying, poorly”. Does that count?).

I did eat a block of cream cheese once, though. I remember it fondly, because it was one of the proudest moments of my life. This probably says a lot about me, though god only knows what.

I used to be part of a youth group, which is to say, yes, I was part of a church once. I was the “youth leader”, which is the church’s way of saying, “you are the only person in the youth group who doesn’t roll your eyes at us, when we talk to you.” What they did not know is that - aside from not actually being terribly religious - I had made the youth minister my sworn enemy.

He was a weird guy. Very young; not too bright, frankly. Had a goatee, because the law requires all youth ministers to have goatees. It’s true. Look it up. He told us that Mormons owned Pepsi-Cola, and that The Gay Agenda created yaoi to recruit young men, the latter of which “fact” was really, really funny. A lot of the things he did were not so funny. Once, we went to a nursing home, where he decided to jump up and down in the elevator. He knew, of course, that I had an elevator phobia. I asked him to stop. He began sing-screaming, LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN, FALLING DOWN, FALLING DOWN as he jumped. A chaperone asked him to stop, couldn’t he see I was afraid? I backed into the corner and crouched there, clinging to the railing. That was the day he became more than just a moron. That was the day I decided I would make his youth-group life a hell.

Most of the time, all I had to do was ask real questions about the Bible, and then ask him questions about his answers, and so on and so forth until he ran out of excuses, or said something deeply embarrassing. One day, he was trying to explain why it was still totally okay for parents to stone their kids to death for disobeying. He was flustered; inarticulate. I pulled a room-temperature block of Philadelphia cream cheese. He watched me unwrap it as he rambled on. I took a bite. I locked eyes. I did not look away. I ate in silence. There was confusion written all over his features. His sentences tumbled apart into further incoherence, and faded away. He was afraid.

I cherish that moment.

Why am I laughing so hard??

I had to read this out loud
I can’t breathe

found it

I

CAN’T

FUCKING

BREATHE

MY NEIGHBOR JUST RAN OVER AND ASKED IF I WAS OKAY BECAUSE I SCREAM-LAUGHED SO HARD.

owlapin: owlapin: owlapin: MICROSOFT WORD HAS A FUCKING “INSERT CITATION” BUTTON WHY THE FUCK DID...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 17:32:17 -0400

owlapin:

owlapin:

owlapin:

MICROSOFT WORD HAS A FUCKING “INSERT CITATION” BUTTON WHY THE FUCK DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME THIS IS SIGNIFICANT INFORMATION FUCK THE SCHOOL SYSTEM THIS IS MICROSOFT WORD 2007 I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MADE AWARE OF THIS IN HIGHSCHOOL WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I HATE EVERYTHING

you can fucking log your sources into your document and then at the end press a fucking button and it makes a bibliography page for you im

im not even lying im so mad

borisairei: alexanderperchov: reminder that this is the actual...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 17:27:41 -0400

borisairei:

alexanderperchov:

reminder that this is the actual greatest youtube video of all time

the preview image is the girls about to kiss and it doesn’t display the title until you click play so i really didn’t know what to expect

galicseas: IT’S SO CUTE IM REBLOGGING TWICE

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 17:08:07 -0400

galicseas:

IT’S SO CUTE IM REBLOGGING TWICE

"I’m looking at you bro In the “Cool story babe, now make me a sandwich” t-shirt The commonly..."

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 11:04:38 -0400

“

I’m looking at you
bro
In the “Cool story babe, now make me a sandwich” t-shirt
The commonly uses
“I raped you faggot”
when playing
Video games
To dehumanize
Your straight friends
The white kid who greets his buddies with the n-word
Who’s OkCupid dating profile describes him as a “nice guy”
He’s just sick of getting friend-zoned
Because being just friends with a woman
Is so terrible
Nevermind the fact that he answers yes to the following:
Are women obligated to shave their legs?
Are racist jokes funny?
When a woman is raped, is it sometimes her fault?

I’m looking at you
guy in every women’s studies class ever
who derails dialogue
About a third of the world’s population of women
Who will be raped
In their life times
By asserting
“the wage gap isn’t real”
the guy who starts “PimpWalk” in response
to slutwalk
a demonstration aimed at ending victim blaming
of rape victims
the guy with the “no fat chicks” bumpersticker on his F150
whos confused why
he cant get pussy
to the guy who calls anal rape
“surprise buttsex”
to the one who uses “feminazi”
as a frequent part
of his vernacular
to every guy who has ever thought that a facebook status
about domestic violence
was a good opportunity to practice playing the
devils advocate

to every guy
boy
man
who has ever dismissed feminism
because it didn’t involve him
to every man who has ever raped a woman
to every man who has ever beaten one
isolated one
belittled one
dehumanized one
to every guy
who thinks he’s not like those ones
because
its just a joke
to every guy who is confused why feminists hate him

to every guy
its because
you’re part of a problem
a culture
that won’t stop choking us
but tells us
to just breath

”

- wrote some spoken word for my women’s studies final tomorrow. what do you guys think? (via fat-feminist)

Woah this got like 3 thousands notes thanks guys. Now I just have to perform it in an hour…

(via fat-feminist)

rabbleprochoice: prochoicegeneration: fandomsandfeminism: ouho...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 20:57:25 -0400

rabbleprochoice:

prochoicegeneration:

fandomsandfeminism:

ouho:

Let’s hear it again that our society “doesn’t need feminism.”

Excuse me, I’ll just step out back into the 1950’s to take my motherfucking casserole out of the oven

Seriously, Bill O?

‘What the heck just happened?’ is right.

Yeah! And we can’t have our trophy wives get fat, amirite?

Cause, as a woman, fat is the absolute WORST thing you could be. Worse than being a terrible person!………Like all of the men in this picture.

arocketumbler: dredsina: some general boob-having problems THE...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 20:37:34 -0400

arocketumbler:

dredsina:

some general boob-having problems

THE DARTS, THEY DO NOTHING

Made all the more embarassing, upsetting and annoying by people who POINT IT OUT THE WHOLE TIME.

RE: Big Girls In Costumes [x] MY FAMILY NEEDS TO LEARN THIS

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 20:17:54 -0400

RE: Big Girls In Costumes [x]

MY FAMILY NEEDS TO LEARN THIS

dontstoptriing: kateordie: Malls are a nightmare. facebook +...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 20:04:32 -0400

dontstoptriing:

kateordie:

Malls are a nightmare.

facebook + site + twitter

This perfectly explains why a higher and higher percentage of my wardrobe is workout clothes

ianbrooks: Texstyle Creatures by Jeremy Kool To showcase some...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 18:02:38 -0400

Textstyle Creatures by Jeremy Kool / posted by ianbrooks.me

Textstyle Creatures by Jeremy Kool / posted by ianbrooks.me

Textstyle Creatures by Jeremy Kool / posted by ianbrooks.me

Textstyle Creatures by Jeremy Kool / posted by ianbrooks.me

Textstyle Creatures by Jeremy Kool / posted by ianbrooks.me

ianbrooks:

Texstyle Creatures by Jeremy Kool

To showcase some of the high-end fabrics from Texstyle, Jeremy remastered some of the animal kingdom’s greatest hits using CG modeled textures that look amazingly realistic and soft to the caress. I want to pet them so hard.

Artist: Behance / Blogspot / Twitter

2460onetruepairing: wickedsteph: veronox: chaserlad: xxdreami...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 16:41:46 -0400

2460onetruepairing:

wickedsteph:

veronox:

chaserlad:

xxdreamingstatexx:

artisticallyinsaneblog:

vamp90210:

wednesdayschildfullofwoe:

elixiroverdose:

ask-mr-makarastrider:

dreamingdusk:

cgirlstitch:

heyitslivi:

foreshadowing

Disney’s doing it WAAAAAAAAY too right

;_____;

((Another thing! Look at the stars Ray and Evangeline turn into:

Now look at the stars leading to Neverland:

They’re the same stars! Ray becomes the Second Star To The Right!

Also here’s Evangaline:

Here’s the wishing star form Pinocchio (I couldn’t find a better pic ok?)

Evangeline is the blue fairy. And Tatiana wished on the wishing star, and she got her wish after a long journey, periles, and finding what was important to her. Just like when Gepetto wished for Pinocchio to be a real boy. ))

(JFC)

OOOOH MYYY GOOOODD

THIS IS TOO MUCH

DISNEY DOING CONTINUITY RIGHT! TAKE NOTES, GLEE!

That is just fucking insane dude. O_O